mikeyfriskeyhands:

Honestly if I had the body I wanted I’d probably dress like a slut Im just saying

obliviousruska:

richarcl:

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

did you mean eurovision

breadmaakesyoufat:

dontyoulovemebaby:

breadmaakesyoufat:

GUYS ITS 2:AM AND I FORGOT WHAT OATMEAL MEANT AND I THOUGHT IT WAS AN EMOTION AND I SAID OUTLOUD “IM FEELING VERY OATMEAL” BUT IT DIDN’T MAKE SENSE, SO I LOOKED UP OATMEAL, BUT I SPENT 20 MINUETS CONTEMPLATING IF IT ACTUALLY WAS AN EMOTION AND IF GOOGLE WAS LYING

this text post is so oatmeal

i hate you

Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

itallseemsimpossible:

cookieisafangirl:

sleepingwithsharma:

4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Always reblog when it comes up on my dash.

12 million! Disney can’t say no!

or the next princess is lesbian.

^^ this one

exit the womb they said

life will be great they said

dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”