February 2012
Girl: I'd rather be called beautiful than sexy
deannajennifer:
deborahwon:
i-am-the-sexy-guy-that:
Guy: You’re beautiful
Girl: No I’m not
Guy:
WHAT.IS.AIR.
When someone says TUMBLR:
Why do you know that word??!?!
☺More Laughs Here.
When you see delicious food on the table but...
☺More Laughs Here.
When you just had dinner and someone catches you...
☺More Laughs Here.
The awkward moment when you don't know how to...
☺More Laughs Here.
Reblog with your URL and the first concert you...
alicecstasy: RUSH
ironfuckingmaiden: Iron Maiden, NYC 6/15/08
nowaybutthegerardway: Status Quo
youbetter-runlike-thedevil: Art vs. Science
iadmirejohnnydeppandgerardway: PANIC! AT THE DISCO
myboyfriendsintheband: GOOD CHARLOTTE
kids-from-yesterderp: Short Stack
whydidipullthetriggerboom: Hilary Duff.....I was young OK!!!
Me: I think I reblogged that already.
Tumblr: Maybe you have.
Me: ...
Tumblr: ...
Me: ...
Tumblr: ...
Me: ....
Tumblr: ....
Me: -clicks reblog-
The first time I go into someones house:
Me: guys if you need any advice, I just want to let you know you can always message me
Followers: lol no
Tumblr famous person: I don't give out advice ok guyz
Followers: Omg so there was this guy and he had sex with a camel and I dunno what to do!
Tumblr Famous Person: OMFG READ MY FAQ OMG YOU DUMB BIATCH!
people at my school: going to 3 parties this weekend woo
me: tumblr all day everyday
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same favorite band.
When someone stares at me, I stare back into their...
xxcoolstorybroxx:
"Ok class, turn to page 69"
fuckyeahloldemort:
triskaidecagon:
seeing your reflection when watching tv :/
My boyfriend has the problem of calling me his fan
my talents include bullshitting essays at 12am
School: 2+2=4
Homework: 2+4+2=8
Exam: Iqbal has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the mass of the sun.
I'm pretty sure people talk shit behind my back.
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
Ellen Degeneres for President.
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok